-LRB- EW.com -RRB- -- The second season of the decline and fall of western civilization `` Here Comes Honey Boo Boo '' premiered Wednesday night on TLC -- and it 's safe to say that fame and fortune have n't changed the Thompson clan one lick .

They 're still living in a modest single-family home in tiny McIntyre , Georgia . They 're still eating their special brand of locally-sourced cuisine -LRB- on the menu tonight : roadkill pig ! -RRB- . They 're still making their own fun , breaking out buckets of butter for impromptu food fights and throwing a Dukes of Hazzard -- sorry , that 's Dukesy Hazzard -- theme party for patriarch Sugar Bear 's birthday .

And , of course , they 're still doing wondrous , eminently quotable things to the English language -- which viewers like you can enjoy at home , thanks to TLC 's helpful subtitles . What are the lines you 'll be repeating incredulously over brunch this weekend ? Try these :

`` PECHES ''

-- A sign at a farm stand near the Thompson family 's house . You know , like that 1996 hit : `` Movin ' to the country/Gonna et a lot of peches . ''

`` Not having my phone really sucks , like monkey balls . Feel like I 'm back in , like , medieval times , because when they had black and white TV , when there was no cell phones , **** , I do n't see how anyone lasted . ''

-- Mama June , instantly regretting her decision to stash every cell phone in the house in an empty cheese ball bucket .

`` I 'm kind of one of those , ` do as I say , not ... ' You do what I say , not what you tell me what to do . ''

-- Mama June , admitting that she actually still has her phone .

`` You fart in your hand , and throw it at your enemy 's face . ''

-- Alana , a.k.a. Honey Boo Boo herself , explaining her brilliant signature wrestling move : the Cup-a-Fart .

`` My roadkill wish list is a rabbit , a hamster , a monkey . They go crazy . A bird , a butterfly , a porcupine . Because you can pick your teeth with the quills . And ... a wild pig . Raccoon . A gopher . A helephant . A lion . This is making he hungry , too . ''

-- Alana , describing the local delicacies she 'd most like to sup upon .

`` Why waste money in the store when it 's fresher and cleaner on the side of the road ? ''

-- Mama June , exercising common sense .

`` HOG JOWL ! HOG JOWL ! ''

-- The family , chanting , as they bring their prize pig home .

`` It 's lost . ''

-- Pumpkin , a.k.a. Lauryn , after hiding an errant kernel of corn in her bellybutton .

`` This is what happens every time I leave y' all by y' all selves ! ''

-- Mama June , arriving home to find three of her daughters literally covered in butter . So like ... the trash bag outfits and wasted dairy products are a regular thing ?

`` I like go-karts . Who do n't like go-karts ? Go karts rhyme with go-farts . ''

-- Alana , a budding poet .

`` Caw , caw ! ''

-- McIntyre 's very own Punctuation Crow , handy as a way to punch up confessional interviews .

`` The can 's helping you now . ''

-- Chubbs , a.k.a. Jessica , leaving her mother to plan the Dukesy Hazzard party all by her lonesome .

`` Today is my birthday . Yippee . -LSB- scratches b *** s -RSB- ''

-- Sugar Bear , American hero .

`` I just closed my eyes , imagined Daisy Duke , and started whacking it . ''

-- Sugar Bear again . He 's talking about a piñata .

`` HUMPIN TO PLEASE . ''

-- A McIntyre sign that gives `` PECHES '' a run for its money .

`` Okay ... whatev ... I mean ... ''

-- Mama June , immediately after exiting the bathroom and finding that Sugar Bear wants to have some `` alone time '' with her .

`` If you wan na romance me and you wan na get in my pants , per se -- new crockpot , new deep fryer , might get you to first base . ''

-- Mama June , explaining how to rub her the right way -LRB- and testing out her Latin skills -RRB- .

`` I really had a wonderful birthday , but this is the best part of the day . ''

-- Sugar Bear , on getting to spend some one-on-one time with his wife . Aww , these nuts really do care about each other !

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Honey Boo Boo and her family are back with a new season

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Mama June stashed every cell phone in the house in an empty cheese ball bucket

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They threw a Dukes of Hazzard party